Government Employees

Three boys are on the playground bragging about their dads.  The first one says “My dad can throw a football from one end zone to the other end zone, run down the field and catch the ball.” The second boy says “Well my dad can pitch a baseball at 120 miles per hour, run to home plate, hit the ball, then run to the outfield and catch the ball.” The third boy says “My dad works for the government and he gets off work at 4 and is home by 3:30.”

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One Response to “Government Employees”

  1. Michelley Says:

    LOL, that’s funny! Although you are never home early…

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