Ebonics

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Foreclose
If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

2. Rectum
I had two Cadillac’s, but my bitch rectum both.

3. Hotel
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

4. Disappointment
My parole officer tol’ me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6. Israel
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, “man, it look fake.” He say, “Bullshit, that watch israel”.

7. Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

8. Undermine
There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the apartment undermine.

9. Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

10. Iraq
When we got to the poolhall, I tol’ my uncle iraq, you break.

11. Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, “Do you plan on stain for dinner?”

12. Seldom
My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I seldom.

13. Honor
At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, “Who was honor first?”

14. Dictate
My girfriend say my dictate good.

15. Odyssey
I tol’ my brother, “You odyssey the tits on that ho!”

16. Axe
After school today, the police want to axe me some questions.

17. Fortify
I axed this ho on da street, “how much?” she say “fortify.”

18. Income
I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

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One Response to “Ebonics”

  1. Michelley Says:

    So bad, yet sooo funny!

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